Sunday, 28 February 2010

One Hundred and Three

I spiral down, Don't want to speak.
Mentally I must be weak.
My face, it may show a grin,
Yet there is such turmoil within.

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

One Hundred and Two

I wish I could look in to people's heads,
Opened like books, laid out to be read.
I have to make do with internet stuff,
Blogs and Twitter, but is it enough?

Does someone's typing reveal thier soul,
Or do they have a different goal?
I say what I think and what I feel,
But I always hide more than I reveal!

Monday, 22 February 2010

One Hundred and One

In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king,
But, A one-legged man at an ass kicking contest?
That simply ain't his thing!

Thursday, 11 February 2010

One Hundred

In all I do I try and impress her,
Always worry I will hurt or depress her,
Every day I have a little dream,
Silly or impetuous as it may seem,
The time will come when I get to undress her!

Monday, 8 February 2010

Ninety Nine

I have the thought of becoming blind,
A greater terror I cannot find.
The sights I see become none,
You see a friend? You see no-one.

Friday, 5 February 2010

Ninety Eight

Follow Friday is not a chore,
Everyone I follow I adore.
Want the best of the Twitter game?
See who I follow and do the same!


Tuesday, 2 February 2010

Ninety Seven

White light is made from every colour,
All combining with each other.
This, our planet, should be the same,
Yet we don't get on, it's such a shame!

Monday, 1 February 2010

Ninety Six

Before I sleep I need to say,
In oh such, a very Small way,
I hoped you met a sexy guy,
Someone who really caught your eye.

That during that "Happy Hour",
You found the one, your heart devoured.
You deserve all of your hearts desire,
Not be dragged in to my mire!

Ninety Five

Health and Safety has gone insane,
It infers that you have no brain!
A Sign that says "This will hurt!"
"Up your Bum!" I tend to blurt.

A machine with many rotating parts,
Obviously hurts more than Chili Farts.
I really don't need a sign to say,
"Losing fingers ruins your day!"